Hank, I have a serious question: Why is being a nerd bad? Saying “I notice you’re a nerd” is like saying, “Hey, I notice you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan.” Why is that? [x]

(via presumably)

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I’m happy, I’m happy
Your birthday brings a pardoning
I’m happy, I’m happy
You’re like a bird that will not be

Happy birthday, you wonderful, talented, incredible, perfect man.

(via scaly-panties)

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What about that? Only Steven Gerrard can do that!