Word to the wise: never fucking break up with my best friend. Because then angry!Lindsay will come out and we never want that to happen. What an asshole.

The only good thing to come out of this? A flawless hour+ long video chat date that just reminded me why Patti is my best friend and why she is so perfect and why no matter how much shit we are dealing with, I’ll always have her to fall back on.

/end of gross Tumblr post about how my bff > your bff.